Baby Short Sleeve Onesie – I’m not crying, I’m ordering dinner!

$24.95

Because sometimes a cry is just baby-speak for Feed me now!” Our “I’m Not Crying, I’m Ordering Dinner” onesie brings the laughs while keeping bub snug in soft, 100% cotton comfort. Perfect for hungry little humans and the parents who know the drill — cute, comfy, and straight to the point!

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2 $44.95 Save $4.95 QTY2
3 $64.95 Save $9.90 QTY3
4 $84.95 Save $15.85 QTY4
5 $104.95 Save $20.80 QTY5

Why Parents Love These:

  • Ultra-soft, breathable cotton
  • Adorable prints that aren’t massed produced. 
  • Durable quality that lasts through many washes
  • Perfect for gifting newborns or stocking up

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Description

Our baby onesies are crafted from 100% soft cotton, ensuring gentle comfort against your little one’s delicate skin. Designed with love, these shirts are perfect for everyday wear and make adorable gifts. The breathable fabric helps prevent irritation, making them ideal for newborns and sensitive skin. Easy to care for, just pop them in a cold machine wash with like colours and line dry in the shade to maintain their quality.

Warning: Keep away from fire and flames.

Size Guide: 

Size Age Range Approx. Weight Approx. Height
0000 Newborn Up to 6 kg Up to 62 cm
000 3–6 months Up to 8 kg Up to 68 cm
00 6–9 months Up to 9.5 kg Up to 74 cm
0 9–12 months Up to 11 kg Up to 80 cm

Additional information

Size

Newborn (0000), 3-6 Months (000), 6-9 Months (00), 9-12 Months (0)